Sidekicks: The Short List

Samwise Gamgee
Barney Rubble
Norton
The O in H2O
Luigi (Mario’s Bro)
Iago
Fully-licensed Sous Chefs
Chewie (y’know your favorite 8-foot wookie)
Schlemazl (Relative to the Schlemiel)
Sancho Panza
Kato
Harley Quinn
Jimmy Olsen
George Can’t Stands Ya
Jovian Moons
Any moons
Tae kwon do maneuvers
Art Garfunkel
Cole Slaw
Doppelgängers

Just As Good, Sometimes Better

WARNING this is not for the faint of heart



Spam
Garage Bands
Lung-blown balloons
A fire escape in lieu of a terrace
Spayed cats
Canned laughter
Deacons
Hydrox cookies
Jackson Pollock’s placemat
Royal Crown Cola
Anything from Chinatown
Fingers (for stirring)
Species when you can’t remember Genus
Understudies
Auxiliary Cops
Four-seamed fastballs
Mirages
Unscented urinal cakes
Blackberries
Doppelgängers